Pooptart

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020

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poop fart

Oderous flatulence which proceeds a large shit (pre-poop). Poop farts can yield information related to the upcoming crap including degree of stench, mass and potential anal velocity. Those conversant in art of poop farting can potentially predict color, texture and volume of the ensuing shit.

I had too much Qdoba last night and based on these poop farts, I predict a double-flush power dump with green, furry logs.

by Ronn May 16, 2006

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poop fart gamble

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.

I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.

by honkbert March 14, 2008

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Pre-Poop Fart

noun - The initial rectal air blast prior to taking a shit. Most commonly used as "PPF".

(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."

by Zanghai November 14, 2007

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poopyfart

When you pass gas within hours of taking a huge dump. The gas or fart smells of the feces, usually smells like raw shit.

A turd honking for the right-of-way.

Thomas was ready for his afternoon powershit, after hours of gas pains he finally passed a poppyfart to prime himself.

I finally let that poopyfart go that was being blocked by my morning shit.

by Cbaker March 8, 2008

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