poop dick

when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.

carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”

by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018

poop dick

when your dick's got poop on it.

branden's biomembrane is lookin like quite a poop dick today.

by bee rye ahn July 8, 2007

poop dick

In addition to the other definitions listed...

(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.

(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.

(noun) Is that poop dick? Yeah! That's him alright! And that's poop dick's victim.

(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 9, 2008

poop dick

a gay man is considered a poop dick

dude that guy is for sure a poop dick

by m4helm March 22, 2004

poop dick

a poopdick is one who engages in gay sex. therefore he is a poopdick.

dude john had sex with bill.
Really? i didnt know he was a poop dick

by kmill February 16, 2007

poop dick

A man's penis that is so long that it will either dip or lay in the bowl of a toilet when he is defecating

That boy's got a poop dick...poor bastard.

by Grmmus T Willikins May 21, 2006

poop dick

n. A black man's very large unshapely black penis that resembles a log of shit.

"Oh Brianne, I heard you fucked Jamaal."
"Yeah, Jenny, it was pretty good, except for his fucking poop dick."

by yondaddy January 20, 2008