Poit

An all-purpose word, usually used to avoid answering a question.

"Billy, did you do your homework?"

"Poit!"

by Kiko December 16, 2003

Poit

A poit is someone who writes poetry, but is not famous.

Jill: My favorite fake poet is this kid sam I know.
Henry: Oh, do you mean poit?
Jill: Yeah, that!

by Beebes July 22, 2009

poit

POIT, the explosive sound of vaginal farting during intercourse or directly afterwards as the penis is withdrawn.

POIT!!!! "Damn, that slut emits POIT with all of that air fucked into her cuntie LIKE NO TOMORROW; shit, man, she's as bad as those POIT explosions when I fuck her brother"

by Rob Jackson May 2, 2005

poit

Poit is the fluid as a result of sex. ie: sperm

Susie: My little jaunt with billie in the bathroom was nice, but he got poit all over my dress!

by TheVoice December 19, 2004

Poit

Music that makes you feel good.

I listen to Poit everyday I can

by Jeffery Damher January 19, 2023

Poit

Mad Magazine cartoonist Don Martin's sound of an obese woman popping out of the top of an UP escalator.

Obese woman pops out of the top of an UP escalator: POIT!

by anonymous November 11, 2023

Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen

Poteen / Poitín / (pronounced) Potcheen
is a traditional Irish distilled, highly alcoholic beverage. Traditionally distilled from potatoes, it is among the strongest alcoholic beverages in the world, and for centuries was classified as illegal or moonshine in Ireland.

Think you can handle Poitín... ?
Don't drink Poitín if you're a light weight, it'll probably kill you!
Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen

by doll.baby January 5, 2009