poindexter - "jupiter has hurrricans that last twenty years, going at speeds up to 40000 miles an hour."
you - " shut up about science you poindexter this is a fucking party"
you - " shut up about science you poindexter this is a fucking party"
by wicked October 16, 2003
A gay skinny guy with a head shaped like a mushroom who only talks about gaming and says random stuff from time to time
by XOClairXO March 30, 2011
A super sexual librarian. Usually interested in high school aged boys and under. Uses body weight to suppress their will to say no to her dirty acts.
"God damnnit that Poindexter over there keeps telling me im 'gonna get wet'..."
"She's totally a poindexter. Rumor has it she smashed that black kids face with her ass cheeks"
"She's totally a poindexter. Rumor has it she smashed that black kids face with her ass cheeks"
by Ispeakletruth October 10, 2013
1. A Scrawyny kid that comes into the Gym thinkin' he is a "G" or "Gangster"
2. Just a doogan/foolish person in general
2. Just a doogan/foolish person in general
Poindexter *While doing curls for the girls* : Yeh...i feel pretty swoll right now i been takin that protein
Legit weightlifter * To friend * : man...that kid is a major poindexter
Legit weightlifter * To friend * : man...that kid is a major poindexter
by The Silas November 24, 2007
Noun - A lying douche. A dick in most social situations, though not to be taken seriously. Has an obsession with homosexuality, genitalia, dead things, technology, and almost any subject found to be disturbing by the general populous.
Poindexter made an ass out of himself at the bar last night, i guess she didn't know about his sense of humor.
by b-chain April 27, 2010
by LalalalalalalalalalalaImCool August 06, 2009
A smart weirdo (usually a male) who tends to work the circuit of people. Networks of people tend to get their flow from the circuit of people, and a poindexter tends to work the circuit of people. A poindexter is effective because he isn't afraid of making a fool out of himself. A poindexter doesn't always get what he wants, but he sure gets things going in a direction.
That guy is such a poindexter-he said the most random, wildest thing, cutting edge thing at the party. I can tell that there was a poindexter at this event because of the flow and things we are talking about, but hey I like it & I am having a good time-Cheers to the poindexter!
by SuburbanH July 28, 2017