pns 

A penis

Frec doesn't have a pns

pns by Nick January 13, 2003

pns 

Pacific Northwest Swimming acronym.

Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.

nonswimmer- "Dude, what are you doing this weekend?"
swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."
... awkward silence...
swimmer- "my championship meet"
... continued awkward silence...
swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."
... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...
swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away

pns by lifeguardhotstuff September 28, 2008

PNS 

- “Poor Nigga Syndrome” Men from the hood with a good mentality. Who don’t have any money, a father or morals. They act tough and treat women like shit. And are afraid to show feelings.

Me : “you don’t support black lives matter”

My friend from the hood: “niggas die everyday”

Me : “Damn nigga your PNS is so bad”

PNS by city girls up 1 February 4, 2022

PNS 

Phone Number Scales. describing somebody who is SO FAT, so OBESELY OVERWEIGHT that if/when they are stupid enough to attempt to weigh themselves, the scales will display their phone number.

john - DUDE check that PNS... she reminds me of you mum
dave - i am going to permanently seperate you from your balls

PNS by jackdarton August 3, 2007

PNS 

Pesky Nipple Syndrom, characterized by a woman's nipples in constant need of attention, fondling, pinching or being suckled. Often associated with primal instinct to nurse and frequently triggered by mid life (40's) hormone changes

I'm suffering from PNS my nipples are driving me crazy today

PNS by Sucklepro November 5, 2019

PNS 

Pimpin not simpin

Means to not simp over a bit instead pimp these bitches.

“That boi right there PNS”.

PNS by Pnstay June 14, 2021

PNS 

Pussy nigga syndrome

I think Henry has PNS

PNS by Shimon Grosnoss December 6, 2022