1 definition by jackdarton
Phone Number Scales. describing somebody who is SO FAT, so OBESELY OVERWEIGHT that if/when they are stupid enough to attempt to weigh themselves, the scales will display their phone number.
john - DUDE check that PNS... she reminds me of you mum
dave - i am going to permanently seperate you from your balls
dave - i am going to permanently seperate you from your balls
by jackdarton July 30, 2007