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Plato, Aristotle and Socrates.
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Plato

Can you pass me that plato of spaghetti please
by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023
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Plato Fun Factory

An advanced form of spooning, in which both partners climb into the same pair of oversized pajamas and snuggle. So named for Plato's myth, outlined in his dialogue "The Symposium" (c. 385-380 BCE), explaining that humans were once beings with two heads, four arms, four legs, etc. who were split into two halves by Zeus. According to this myth, the instinct to reunite with our other half is the origin of love. Wearing the same clothes at the same time is one of the ways in which two partners can simulate sharing one body. It also squeezes them, as a Play-Doh Fun Factory squeezes Play-Doh. Also known as "practicing for the two-legged sack race."
I need to go buy some 4XL pajamas at Wal-Mart, so my girlfriend and I can do the Plato Fun Factory tonight.
by Barbalib April 17, 2015
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plato-date

"Platonic Date" - a date in which members of the opposite gender go on an outing together with no romantic intentions
"Yo Eren you want to hand this Friday?"
"Nah man, I'm going on a plato-date with Bridget."
"But she's a girl, so doesn't that mean you want to hit that?"
"We're just friends, man."
by bridget hojo November 8, 2013
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plato academy

A school that education wise, is good. But when it comes to sitting in that building for 6 hours it ain’t it. Most the kids are Jhits, the food is bad, and the uniforms are trash.
Friend: hey what school you go to?
Me: uhm Plato academy

Friend: sorry for asking.
by Table cloth November 8, 2018
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plato's closet

A store that sells high priced fashion for cheap prices. They have everything from Old Navy to Abercrombie and Fitch. And if you need quick drug or gas money you can bring them your nice expensive clothes and they'll buy them from you for cheap and sell them to people like me for 4 or 5 more dollars than they just bought it from you.
Damn son I'm out of gas money, let me sell your Reeboks to Plato's Closet for 3 dollars.
by Angela from Chicopee April 14, 2005
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Plato's Republic

An old ass book that has like influenced every political matter since forever. Since Justice is the main topic discussed throughout the whole damn book, it's esoteric nature confuses dumb asses that read it wrong. Plato has Socrates talk about Communism vs Democracy, the Equality of Men and Women, the nature of political regimes and cool other shit. And the most famous is the Allegory of the Cave, where Socrates talks about the philosophic "turn" and leaving the "cave of convention".

But the main problem is like aforementioned dumb asses; mainly Marx, thought it was a good idea. So in turn, fucked up a world for like 60 years. Even China is still fucked up.
"Hey you read Plato's Republic in College"- Friend #1
"Naw, but we read the story about The Cave" Friend #2
"Really, that's all, you missed some pretty good shit" Friend #1
"Well my professor just said 'communism is good' and forced their academic liberal bullshit down our throats" Friend #2
"Figures, my professor was a Straussian, so he pretty much rocks" Friend #1
by freddy mc-callahan June 3, 2012
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