cutie patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born

OMG, Jackie is such a cutie patootie , it makes me wish i was her Hubby.

by Hubby65 January 19, 2009

Plato Fun Factory

An advanced form of spooning, in which both partners climb into the same pair of oversized pajamas and snuggle. So named for Plato's myth, outlined in his dialogue "The Symposium" (c. 385-380 BCE), explaining that humans were once beings with two heads, four arms, four legs, etc. who were split into two halves by Zeus. According to this myth, the instinct to reunite with our other half is the origin of love. Wearing the same clothes at the same time is one of the ways in which two partners can simulate sharing one body. It also squeezes them, as a Play-Doh Fun Factory squeezes Play-Doh. Also known as "practicing for the two-legged sack race."

I need to go buy some 4XL pajamas at Wal-Mart, so my girlfriend and I can do the Plato Fun Factory tonight.

by Barbalib April 17, 2015

rat's patootie

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"

{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!

by Telephony June 17, 2014

patoot

Term of endearment. Equivalent to patootie.

Shane is Alisa's patoots :)

by patoots December 14, 2010

The Ms. Plato Paradox

The Ms. Plato paradox is whenever you have a teacher who gives you a bunch of work, decides BEFOREHAND not to grade any of it, but complains to her students and teacher friends about having a bunch of work to grade.

Dude our english teacher just gave us a bunch of assignments that aren't for a grade, but she's complaining about having a bunch of work to grade, i think she's stuck in the Ms. Plato Paradox.

by imdeadbro January 20, 2022

Patola

Word used to describe the attractive ,hot , sexy Punjabi Girl..

Often Punjabi guys use to comment in a smiling and romantic way to any walking sexy girl passing by them....

Sunny : Mein keha aaj tan poora Patola lagdi hai

Jazmine: Eida hi hai fer mundeya .... tere Is patole te sara jag duleya firda .. .

by SuNnY-RaPpEr June 25, 2009

Cutie Patootie

Something so overly cute that the word cute itself has to sound cuter and hence 'cutie patootie'

Rishika is my cutie patootie ♥️

by Bumbsie July 5, 2017