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a kilowatt-hour per martian day
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das boot pirate

(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.

(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.

Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.
(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.

(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.
by NiraMillson November 14, 2016
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Pirate Shit

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.
Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.
by JesseIU May 12, 2015
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punani pirate

The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot with THICC thighs, booty, and boobs. She's in the game, Crash Bandicoot 4 - It's about time.
Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is THICC! She's sexy and hot!
by CognitiveFuel July 21, 2023
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Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot jot Bandicoot in the game Crash Bandicoot 4 it's about time. Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is Thicc and has nice boobs, legs, and ass.
Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is sexy! Oh yeah!
by CynderFanclub July 18, 2023
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