pinocchio

the act of having an erection, but denial of witnessing anything arousing.

lying about if you have a boner

travis: "i saw erica's boobs at wild rivers yesterday"

kyle: "hahaha did she know?"

travis: "she asked if i saw her boobs fall out, but i was a pinocchio about it and acted dumbfounded"

by seekylerun July 24, 2011

Pinocchio

When you go down on a girl instead of eating her out, you rub your nose in her pussy

instead of eating out that chick, I just Pinocchio'd her.

by Jwizzzle16 January 04, 2010

Pinocchio

A puppet who wants to be a real boy but is really a teenager hiding in the closet.

Omg Pinocchio you have a big nose, loves it ;)

by MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA December 28, 2009

Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020

Pinocchio

When you stick your penis in a girls ear and try to get it through the other side

I tried to give her the Pinocchio but gave her Brian damage instead

by Pat_nizi December 27, 2020

Pinocchio

One who "masks up" for COVID but only covers their mouth.

Eww, the guy working the deli counter is a Pinocchio. I don't want him breathing on my food.

by BabAziz January 07, 2022

Pinocchio

Someone who wishes that they were a real boy

Trans-sexuals are modern day Pinocchio's.

by Richard_Carmicheal November 19, 2007