pierson 

the most sexy man in the universe

pierson is soooooo sexxxyyyyy omggg!!!!!!!!

pierson by piersonnnnissexxyyyy October 31, 2022

Pierson 

An absolute masterpiece of a man who has one of the biggest SCHLONGS ever and guys and girl both quiver due to the sheer mass of it

Jamie: I have heard that Pierson has one of the biggest D's out of the entire college.

i cannot wait to see it snd suck it!

Pierson by Nerds762 January 5, 2024

Pierson 

Hot Oompa Loompa with abs

GYATT Pierson be looking fine

Pierson by Moonboy3005 January 8, 2024

Pierson 

Not a skibidi slicer and likes big balls and bald men

Jamal: hey its pierson
Ramzan: no he's gonna oil me up

Pierson by Iamabouttobeat69000 October 3, 2024

Pierson 

A wonderful individual, funny name= funny guy. Everyone loves him, he's literally fantastic some dont see him that way but it's okay. I love pierson his shlong is huge

"Piersons shlong is huge"

Pierson by Krustysplatoon March 23, 2025

Pierson'd

When one is getting drunk too fast, they are getting Pierson'd. After an onset of 30-45 minutes of heavy drinking, an individual begins to feel "beyond tipsy" and given the short amount of time that has elapsed: they have been Pierson'd.

I have several experiences with friends when i have gotten a little too drunk in a short amount of time. A good example of this would be when my friend had a keg party at his house and I got Pierson'd and thanked his mother for birthing him (him being my friend).

Pierson'd by Padawan Magilicuttie December 20, 2010

pierson ybarra 

A fat obese gorilla that all ladies avoid at all cost even it means killing themselves

"Dammit I made eye contact with Pierson Ybarra, kill me now"

pierson ybarra by D.rose56 March 30, 2017