phoneship

a relationship that has not gone past the phone conversation level.

We have to get out of this phoneship and really date.

by mp3651 March 1, 2010

Park your phones

What your teacher says when they want to start being strict and make you put your phones in pockets on the front board.

*Teacher* "Park your phones!"
*Students* "Mannnn did you park your phone yet"
"Nah I just slid my case in backwards. He tryna be strict out of nowhere."

by yourneighborswifi December 5, 2016

i got two phones

typically used by men to express they don’t care

person 1: “i don’t like short boys”
person 2: “I GOT TWO PHONES 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

by luhvtuls October 2, 2023

indiana phones

The use of your cell phone as a torch/candle to light up the room to find something. Very much like Indiana Jones would use when exploring something.

I can't find my keys...yo Indiana Phones this place and you'll find them.

by Chuckles M September 22, 2006

anti-phonescial

When you never answer your phone and always let people get the answering machine. A combination of anti-social and phone.

Taylor was extremely anti-phonescial, he NEVER ANSWERED THE PHONE!

sophie: how come you never answer your phone
taylor: i'm anti-phonescial

by Kaylyn B. April 22, 2008

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

by boggler December 28, 2005

Do you guys not have phones?

A sentence used by a guy who sold out a well-known famous franchise to the chinese investors during a certain convention joined by hundreds of fans.

Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.

Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).

Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "

Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"

Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"

by Moira Tyles January 9, 2019