PFT

The most fucking gay thing about the military, besides the navy. Fitness testing standards that every fat sgt everywhere absolutely loves

Lcpl: “Do you need any condoms or lube?”
Boot: “no thanks. I like to take the pft raw”

by Cpl diggity May 01, 2018

pft

An exlamation of disbelief

Joe-"I won the lottery!!"
Me-"Pft! Yeah right."

by Emennius January 15, 2004

pft

A sound made when you could really care less about the subject mentioned but don't want to verbally express how you feel.

Pft.

by MLSweetP June 21, 2011

pft

the noise my dog makes when he farts

suddenly i heard my dog's rump go 'pffffftt'

by spike rouge August 26, 2004

pft

short for poofter

pft, look at that homo

by HoboSlobo February 18, 2011

pft

Comptuer text talk for - Please Fucking Tell

Boy: You are ugly

Girl: pft why you said that to me

by chris1066 July 04, 2006

pft

used when feeling random.
usually caused by someone.

"Are you cool?" - Jamie
"Yes? pft." - Susie

by Bou Vou April 17, 2008