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Pehoto

the main god of pehotoism, a religion that's mainly centered in california but that has some missions and temples all around the world
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someone who likes to write penis on other peoples arms
"those people are pehotoists, they worship pehoto"
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"that pehoto just wrote penis on my arm!"
by Bill Meadows December 28, 2008
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Petoria

A small 4-bedroomed republic founded in 2001AD by Peter Griffin (fat alchoholic)
I visited Petoria and all I got was a lousy doorknob. PETORIAN DOORKNOBS,HALF PRICE!!
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pedotastic

Brian thought it was pedotastic that the girls were 6 or 7
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Pehoto

Peh-HOEtoe:
1. A person who goes around writing "Penis" or "Pen 15" on other people's stuff. Often preceded by "Big."
2. A Greek god. (Also known as Big Pehoto or the Big Pehoto in the Sky.) The religion of Pehotoism (founded by Ben Cook and inspired by the visions of Mark Carlson) is dedicated to the worship of Pehoto.
3. "Chief Big Pehoto" is the title of Pehotoism's head priest (currently Ben Cook).
4. Some people believe that the concept of Pehoto is too great to be confined to one definition. For those people, Pehoto can have an infinite number of different definitions. For others, Pehoto transcends mere definition, and can have no definition.

N0TE: Pehoto does NOT mean "penis" in any language. Many people make that mistake. It is in fact extremely offensive to most Pehotoists to suggest that their god is a penis.
1. "Graham is a big pehoto- he always invites Aaron to join the pen15 club."
2. "I worship the Big Pehoto in the sky because Ben Cook converted me to Pehotoism."
3. "Ben Cook is currently Chief Big Pehoto."
4. Person 1: "I don't get it- what does Pehoto mean?"
Person 2: "Pehoto can mean whatever you want it to mean."
Person 3: "Actually, I believe that Pehoto transcends mere definition."
Person 1: "Huh?"
by Fred O'Beckon December 26, 2008
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Petite

The first french word you learned when you were looking through 18+ websites.
*Petite* pus** get walloped by magnum ding dong.
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Petoria

Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.
Long live Petoria!
by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019
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petite bourgeoisie

In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.
"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."
by sosickoflivinghere December 6, 2013
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