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A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.
Random guy 1: may I suck your penis

Random guy 2: only if you don't stop.

Random guy 1: gladly. ;)
Penis by Plane Jewus May 13, 2021
The penis mightier than the sword.
penis by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004
Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.
Penis by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 2, 2019
something that you play with when your 4 years old then later find out it contains milk that your supposed to drink.
oh that was great penis milk!!
Penis by shortybarbie October 17, 2019
Penis is fine
Penis by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021
Noodle doodle
I have a penis, bitch.