Painess

A pain in the penis.

I have some painess in my pants.

by Mr.Random May 16, 2010

Payless Queen

A woman, who has enough money to buy Prada or Fendi shoes, but instead, buys cheap looking shoes that easily run down to the point where they look like shit. The rest of her wardrobe may be high fashion, but the shoes look like they are from Payless. The woman usually hold a key positon in a high paying job, with a high five or six figure salary, but has no clue whatsoever how to dress. Poster child for this is K. Mullane of Summerwood, PA

Did you see K. come in the store last week to visit. She had a nice blouse and slacks, but her shoes looked like she picked them up at the Goodwill. That is embarrising for a Vice President of a multi-million dollar company to be looking like that. She is a true Payless Queen.

Girl, you look Versace from head to ankle, but you are still a Payless Queen when it comes to your shoes!

by J M Wright June 11, 2008

Paylessed

When a guy or girl is forced against their will to make out with one or the other usually occurring in the shoe store Payless. Being held by the head, or back so they can not pull away, while their mouth is being raped by the other persons tongue. It is most likely that this person has bad breath, and does not care about the scene they are making in the store. Being paylessed is usually remembered as horrifying and scarring for the rest of their lives.

Girl 1: So what happened yesterday? I heard he Paylessed you?

Girl 2: Well I was having a good time with him, but he Paylessed me! He kissed me nicely the first time, but went crazy afterwards. It was horrifying.

Example 2.

Girlfriend: *teasing boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Don't make me payless you !

Girlfriend: No! I am sorry !

by indigochild5 January 8, 2012

Paymess

Just an utter faggot- usualy refered to as owen paymess

That paymess can do one!!!

by Kaidskid November 4, 2016

Phynesse

A person who is very abusive and has things for spanish men. Typically a fiend.

"OMG, she just shoved that guy in a locker!"
"Yup, she has to be a phynesse"

by Bumbajug May 3, 2010

puyness

being really fucking gay

dude you’re showing you’re puyness
yest brian i am puy as fucc my guy

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

PaynesUnited syndrome

When the chromosome in one’s brain becomes scattered and sporadic, leaving the user totally useless in completing one’s task

Bro you have paynesUnited syndrome.

by The urban dictionary lord December 5, 2023