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PAV (Pediatric Assault Vehicle): clumsy, overgrown, overpriced stroller or baby carriage favored by Yuppies as visible evidence of how much they care for the children they typically leave in the care of underpaid and overworked illegal-immigrant nannies. Coined by Bill Marsano, 2004
"She's a typical Park Slope breeder--a self-important Mommy Menace who'll knock you into the street with her PAV and then act as if it's all your fault."
PAV by bill marsano August 31, 2007
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A boy with a penis nose. And talks the most amount of shit ever.
See {mooyang}
Pav: "...you know, one day, i was walking down mau..."

Everyone: "Shut the fuck up Pav!"
pav by Sam Cairns February 28, 2005
simply, another word for a woman's vagina.
Damn! Sally's pav must be loose after last night...
pav by bumface13 September 15, 2008
Projectile
Ass
Vomit

AKA Diarrhea

People usually PAV after they get shit faced and or fucked in the ass by a huge dick.
Dude, I was so wasted that when I got home I PAVed in the shower...

Oh my god, it was so embarrassing...he stuck it in my ass and I just started PAVing everywhere.
PAV by PAVmeister. March 20, 2011
A large circumnavigate person who enjoys grubbin, blue button downs, stockbroker watches, late night booty calls and infatuation
Pav sent me the tongue face 5million times tonight.
Pav by Anonymous October 17, 2003
Czech for peacock
The feminine is "pavova"
Pav by sheshelle December 7, 2006