PAV

1.)synonymis with gay or fag.
2.)a single cell organism which only gains mass by eating all other things around it contributing nothing to society.
3.)a dildo used in gay sex.
4.)People Against Vaginal intercousre.
5.)the way a person of homosexual tendencies would talk, often having a lisp.
6.)one who likes obese women.

"Stop being such a pav."

by cubanb2003 June 11, 2008

PAV

PAV (Pediatric Assault Vehicle): clumsy, overgrown, overpriced stroller or baby carriage favored by Yuppies as visible evidence of how much they care for the children they typically leave in the care of underpaid and overworked illegal-immigrant nannies. Coined by Bill Marsano, 2004

"She's a typical Park Slope breeder--a self-important Mommy Menace who'll knock you into the street with her PAV and then act as if it's all your fault."

by bill marsano August 31, 2007

PAV

Projectile
Ass
Vomit

AKA Diarrhea

People usually PAV after they get shit faced and or fucked in the ass by a huge dick.

Dude, I was so wasted that when I got home I PAVed in the shower...

Oh my god, it was so embarrassing...he stuck it in my ass and I just started PAVing everywhere.

by PAVmeister. March 20, 2011

PAV

A bitch ass narc that can only drink 5 beers and complains about getting up for work at 6:30. Commonly used with “What da fook”

“What da fook is a Pav?”
“Idk nigga”

by Hsbehd April 27, 2019

pav

Complete champion, uber in bed, sooooo smart

"pav is the man, biatch"
"the best there is, was and ever will be."

by Maria Sharapova April 22, 2005

Pav

Also known as Pav, Pavin, Pavindeep or Pav-Low
She's an extreamly awsome girl from the uk.

"Yo Pav, your so awsome :) "

by TheLittleGirlWithTheFlyName. May 4, 2010

pav

Most Awesomest Girl in the Uk ever..a level no one can reach!

'daaaaaaaaaaaaaymm..that girl is nearly a pav!'

by Pavsta December 25, 2007