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Patron

"got dem diamonds on my neck got patron in my clup if you want it come and get shawty idgaf" song : i'm the ish by dj class ft kanye
by bigbootymoodyjudy August 14, 2017
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patron

An expensive type of vodka, as frequently mentioned by many hip-hop stars.
"Sippin' on Patron (glumb glumb glumb)
Shorty in a thong (woah woah woah)"
- Bubba Sparxxx (feat. the Ying Yang Twins) "Ms. New Booty"
by tsotrip May 16, 2006
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Patron

A leader of a group, most commonly a group of druglords.
Normally has multiple Sicarios working for him.

Most dangerous and notorious patron worldwide, Stanly or Teh.
Pronounciation: Pah-tron
"Patron life swag" - Patron
"Suck Patron off!" - Sicarios
by ChesChu December 1, 2021
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Patrón

A high quality brand of tequila that comes in Silver (regular white tequila), Reposado (“rested”, aged for 6 months), Añejo (“aged”, aged for one year) and Gran Patrón (triple distilled and aged). It also has two flavored variations XO Café (coffee flavored) and Citrónge (orange flavored).
"You can hit it like a game of ping-pong, if you give me two shots of Patrón." -Missy Elliott
by Icy88 April 14, 2006
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Patròn

Brokest guy out there.

Still goes out everyday with the homies

Does fine dining for every meal of the day
Maxes out his credit cards

Gets a new credit card to pay off another credit card

Says he goes to college but only taking 3 units a semester (Film class)

Gyms once a month

Only into white baddies even though he’s a short Mexican/Guatemalan

Wears Supreme

Tutors kids at math for his job even though he can’t do 2+2
Johnny: Bro I’m kicking it with the homie Patròn today.
Steve: Damn what nice restaurant you guys hitting today and which credit card would he be using this time?
by HomiePat November 8, 2018
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Patron Ticket

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009
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patron hands

1. when Edward Fortyhands isn't enough to fuck you up, and you feel you need a challenge; the game generally ends in the participants death

2. an explanation for why some one would do something completely fucked up, or any explanation at all really
1. fuck my life, time to get drunk as shit, patron hands!!!!!

2. guy 1 "dude why is andrew passed out balls up naked in the living room?" guy 2 "patron hands"
by axis6a August 15, 2010
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