Zach Parise

Zach Parise is a young star in the NHL who is currently going into his third season as a New Jersey Devil. He had 14 goals, 18 assists, and 32 points in 81 games during his rookie campaign, including a goal and an assist in his first NHL game which was against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. When Zach Parise scored that first NHL goal, becoming only the 12th player in NJD history to do so, the crowd began to taunt Crosby with "Parise's better!!" In his sophomore campaign, he had 31 goals, 31 assists, for 62 points, second on the Devils only behind captain Patrik Elias. On August 1, 2007, he re-signed with the Devils for four more years, making 12.5 million over those next four years. Zach Parise has become a fan favorite for all Devil's fans for his great skill. He also seems to be the most excited person on the bench when his team scores, jumping up in the air like a little kid on Christmas morning. When he scores goals, sometimes it's hard to decide what is better, the goal itself, or his face of excitement. Zach Parise has also become a favorite to all women NHL fans around the NHL because of his stunning (appearance. He was born on July 28, 1984 in Minneapolis, MN. His father, J.P. Parise also played in the NHL particularly with the New York Islanders and the Minnesota North Stars. His brother, Jordan Parise is now a goaltender for the Devil's minor-league team in the American Hockey League, the Lowell Devils in Lowell, Massachusetts.

Zach Parise will be seen hoisting the Stanley Cup in the not too far future.

There is an abudance of people wearing Zach Parise jerseys in the new Prudential Center.

The future of the New Jersey Devil's franchise is Zach Parise.

After Patrik Elias, Zach Parise will more than likely take over Captaincy duties.

Zach Parise will fill any void that Scott Gomez leaves, and actually do a better job!

Zach Parise should hit the 40-goal mark next season.

Zach Parise is deserving of the Hart Trophy.

"Parise's Better!"

by anonymous Devil Fan August 11, 2007

12 Parsecs

Freestayle hip hop collective originating from central NJ. Similar to the Wu-Tang Clan in these ways:

1. Geographic location
2. Hierarchy and Extended Family Members
3. Blaow

Damn son the 12 Parsecs be tight bangin like that

by Donald Bokachika August 5, 2010

parise

has amazing pretty sparkly eyes,

She is more mature than people of her age, and often looked up to by her peers. She is very smart, but is often confused. very funny, and has a sense of humor that needs to be unleashed more, very shy person.

hey look at that girl, her eyes are amazing she must be called parise

by tragedy212 December 17, 2012

parsec

An astronomical measurement of distance (usually measuring distance to stars,) equal to about 3.2616 Light years, or about 3.08568×10^16 m (about 30,856,800,000,000,000 meters). Not a measurement of time. Derives from "PARallax of one SECond of arc."

Han Solo: "You never heard of the Milennium Falcon? She made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!" Silly George Lucas, leave the big scientific terms to Asimov and Clarke.

by Oakfish April 12, 2007

parpsen

A colloquial term for cocaine.

Gentleman A: Where's the parpsen?
Gentleman B: It's under the stairs!!
Gentleman A: Well go get it then.

by The Senator August 7, 2005

parisero

A puerto rican term for a person who like to party a lot. A spanglish slang word similar to party animal

Oye, tu pareces un tremendo parisero!!

by rubenva September 11, 2009

The Parselmouths

The Parselmouths are a Seattle based Wizard Rock group made up of Kristina Horner (see Fiveawesomegirls) and Brittany Vahlberg. They write and perform songs from the point of view of Slytherin girls who attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

You can find their music and awesomeness at their myspace page. www (dot) myspace (dot) com (slash) TheParselmouths.

Bellatrix: I sure do love that Wizard Rock. Especially 'The Parselmouths'. I too am a Voldemort Fangirl.

by Bellatrix and the Strange February 8, 2008