Pants pudding

Runny diarrhea with a liquid consistency.

I made pants pudding.

by zimmygirl777 January 2, 2023

Cliffy pants

A pair of pant which lacks the funds to cover the cost of what the wearer orders.(eg: coffee)

Oh, can you cover me, I wore my "Cliffy pants" today.

by ontarioguy November 7, 2013

Parts Cannon

When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.

Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!

by flying July 3, 2012

Fancy the pants off

Have a huge crush on, desire, love, obsess about.

I fancy the pants off that guy who works in the book shop. He's gorgeous.

by vista_fail September 28, 2010

Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

Gaucho Pants

Skirt-like pants that usually end at the calf. These pants feel like leggings at the crotch area but flares down at the legs.
Gaucho Pants come in different colors (Black, Brown, White etc.) but the most common color is black.
These pants are typically worn during the spring and summer but can be worn during the fall and winter with calf-length boots.
One of the most comfortable pants you will ever wear.

Are those shorts or skirts? -Brian
They're Gaucho Pants -Olivia

by TheDuce123 September 20, 2015

spare parts

spare parts is an insult used to call someone bottom of the barrel

you're made of spare parts aren't ya bud?

by shesdickeredbud December 29, 2016