White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)

Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome

Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome

Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)

The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

by 4ever_GC July 5, 2012

P’s

P’s is money or cash

“Yo buss me some p’s, my brudda”

by Big Booty🍑 March 24, 2019

S p a c e d w o r d s

W h e n y o u s p a c e o u t l e t t e r s t o m a k e i t f u n n y

Xavier: imagine being g a y
Matt: L m a o I m a g i n e
mmmm s p a c e d w o r d s

by Xman_Slayer February 20, 2020

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S

From She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow

"Do you know what 'D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S.' means?"

by beep..boop..bop January 12, 2021

the Seven P's

the Seven P's :- Proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance

there'll be no fuck ups as long as you folow the Seven P's

by The PFI December 17, 2008

S.P.O.S.

Stupid Peice of Shit

Rocco is a Total S.P.O.S. he needs to get on my level.

by Dgaf King November 8, 2009

P&S

Polls and Surveys. More specifically, the Polls and Surveys section of Yahoo Answers. This section is one of the most laid back sections on the whole website. There you can find out things as informative as "Who will win the 2008 election?" Or something as silly as "Boxers or Briefs?" Just about anything goes in P&S, but as a consequence, regulars of the section have lost the ability to gain Top Contributor status. That's okay. The most loyal P&S users will not allow anything like a silly orange badge keep them from their other loyal friends.

See also their rival section Religion and Spirituality(R&S).

What should I ask in P&S today? I think I will ask a series of "would you rather" questions, and finish with a nice "This or that question" Then I will extend the answering period to a week, and let the voters pick the Best Answer. Ia m twelve after all and cannot be bothered with such silly matters as choosing my own Best Answer.

by Angelica Bowman(PCB) December 28, 2007