N.P.D.

Narcissist Personality Disorder is recognized by the DSM-IV and characterized by 9 criteria:

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance

2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, beauty, or ideal love

3. believes they are is 'special' and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people

4. requires excessive admiration

5. feels an entitlement with unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment

6. is interpersonally exploitative

7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to identify with the feelings and needs of others

8. is envious of others or believes that others are envious of him

9.arrogant, haughty behavior

Human infants assume they are the center of their universe. When the baby realizes that it does not control its parents, it gives up its fantasy of being all-powerful and becomes emotionally attached to its parents. N.D.P. is a condition in which the infant does not invest its emotions in its parents but rather, redirects them back to itself.

Narcissists surround themselves with codependents, as they tend to work beyond healthy limits to do whatever the narcissist needs. Narcissists crave power, codependents crave security. Codependent patterns of behavior include:

-Perfectionism
-Manipulation
-Lack of trust
-Lying
-Avoiding decision making and confrontation
-External referencing
-Subordinating one's needs to those of the narcissist

"Nancy had a history of intense but short-term relationships with others. Because of her N.P.D., Nancy couldn't sustain any genuinely intimate relationships."

"Suffering from N.D.P., Brian projected all his negative feelings into his friend Phil. By greatly exaggerating and publicizing Phil's minor failures and greatly understating and ignoring Phil's successes, Brian was able to feel better about himself."

by Dr. Patience August 22, 2011

P.D.N.S.

Abbreviation for "Punctuation Does Not Speak!" Can be used while on AOL Instant Messenger if one tried to use a question mark to express confussedness, or using elipses for something one does not understand.

Screen Name 1:dude the party last night was so awesome!!

Screen Name 2:...

Screen Name 1:what the heck are you trying to say?!?!? P.D.N.S!!

P.D.N.S. is a way to express misunderstanding of a person.

by Mackenzie-the amazing September 2, 2006

P.W.N.E.D.

P.W.N.E.D. is often written after the statement of a definition or description. Each letter stands for:
P.W.N.E.D.
With
Necessary
Erat
Demonstrandum

(this P.W.N.E.D. once again stands for P.W.N.E.D. With Necessary Erat Demonstrandum, and so on Ad infinitum)

P.W.N.E.D.

See modus pwnens for example. Also the definition above is an example for the use of P.W.N.E.D.

by taiyo June 28, 2007

N.D.P.D

A nigger driving a purple dinosaur (aka purple cadillac)

jerome "whaddup nigga, wanna ride my N.D.P.D?"

adrian "yeah boiii"

by BUMQUEEQUEE June 13, 2009

P.D.N.C

Post Drunk Numb Crotch. An abbreviation. The female equivalent to 'whiskey dick'. The inability to orgasm due to a highly intoxicated state.

We can bang tonight, but I will have P.D.N.C. so don't worry about me cumming.

My P.D.N.C was so bad, we had to use lube.

Could you finish already?! I've got some serious P.D.N.C and this is going nowhere for me.

by Beckipedia January 23, 2021

P.O.U.N.D. IT

Prevent Outbreak of Unwanted Nasty Diseases is an initiative started by a group of members of the Track Shack to help promote safe sex.

Ruj: "I P.O.U.N.D. it in my bed!"

Cole: "I P.O.U.N.D. it in my car!"

by hothandedconservative June 1, 2018

s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g

Snoop dizzle made this shit

my name is s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g

by 2E-Z December 9, 2004