own3d 

above the opposition

I own3d you.

Pronunciation: OWNed

own3d by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Own3d 

the state of ownership by someone else...

"the R1 Own3d the Gayxr at the finish line in the quartermile"

Own3d by God September 19, 2003

Own3d 

The state of a severely damaged object that has been struck by another (usually) moving object. The extent of the damage of the own3d object is far greater than the damage of the object hitting it. When the object refers to a vehicle, the own3d vehicle is usually struck in the rear, except when tow bars are fitted or the vehicle in front was built before about 1970.

- That car has been own3d by a truck
- Satri's front end was own3d by my tow bar
- The Laser was own3d by the parked Valiant
- The STOP sign was own3d by the old man who is half blind

Own3d by The Bearded Donkey September 27, 2003

Own3d by cat 

1. When your recording a video and your cat happens towalk by, and all the comments to your video are:"I like the cat" or other cat tings meaning they could care less about what yoou where doing.

2. When you go to pet your cat and it hisses and ownz you.

1. p1: The best part is the cat lol
p2: awwww that cat is so cute
p3: Own3d by Cat lolz XD

2. Me: Damn all i did was pet you
Cat: Own3d!

Own3d by cat by pseudonyman August 20, 2008

Bitch, OWNED!!!

Used when someone gets owned. Such as if they get run over by a bus or is decapitated by a shard of glass.

In Final Destination, we sat there saying "Bitch, OWNED!!!" the whole movie whenever someone was killed.

Bitch, OWNED!!! by t.o.p is sexy December 6, 2009

self-owned 

a plan that rebounds adversely on the originator; has the opposite effect to what was intended, creating public humiliation

backfire rebound boomerang

Devin Nunes self-owned himself in magnificent fashion when he filed his case against Twitter.

self-owned by Beautybind March 20, 2019

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. 

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020