Oven Mitt

v. - The act of inserting a man's penis and testicles (the entire package) into another's anus.

Bob knew Judy was loose, but he never would have guessed that he could Oven Mitt her.

by Lee Fuzz December 14, 2003

oven mitt

You stick your fist up someone's ass, pull it out and it's completely covered in shit.

"Oh damn, that's a stinky oven mitt, where did you get it?"

"Casey's ass."

by whowearsshortshorts March 30, 2010

oven mitt tits

titties that are so hot, that they are indeed too hot to handle with your bare hands.

Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!

by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 20, 2011

oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.

Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.

by Punchcut February 23, 2017

dutch oven mitt

when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.

camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.

by Camille...tcc July 6, 2007

Polish Oven Mitt

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”

“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt”

by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019

Chinese Oven Mitt

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009