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negative patient care outcome

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit
I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.
by vernon February 3, 2004
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greatest outcome of multiples theory

A strategy by which if you do something enough times, eventually one of those tries will be a good try, or provide a good outcome. In otherwords, anyone can come up with someone exceptional if they do it enough times.

It basically operates under the principle that doing anything requires zero to a very limited talent on the part of the individual as long as they do whatever their doing multiple times.
Taking 400 pictures of the same object will eventually yield a very professional and exceptional picture, regardless of how talented the individual taking the pictures is.

"Wow that's a great picture, must have been hard."
"No, I had a digital camera I took about 400 pictures, I figured one of them had to turn out good"
"Ah, operating under the 'greatest outcome of multiples theory'."
"yep"
by blkplgue March 30, 2008
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crappy outcome

When you fart and expect gas to come out, but it ends up being solid or liquid, it's a crappy outcome.
I made the bad choice of passing gas while squeezing cheeks and had a crappy outcome.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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banter outcome

The funniest outcome, or the outcome that provides the most irony, amusement, etc.
The banter outcome is leaving the undemocratic EU next month after the undemocratic House of Lords spends days on an epic filibuster.

Last night, denied of the banter outcome, we instead looked on politely as Liam Reardon and Millie Court were crowned the winners of Love Island
by werdnum September 30, 2021
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The Outcome

Hym "MY question is... What would be the outcome of me making a YouTube channel... Clipping together a video of Jordan Peterson describing psychopaths... Paired with clips demonstrating that Jordan Peterson HAS DONE THOSE EXACT THINGS... And then sending the 200,000 people I sent to David's channel to THAT channel...... Ok. It looks like an immediate $4,000 per month... I could be doing that instead of this. That would be the outcome. I'd have to censor myself a little bit but that's ok... Maybe I'll do that at the 9.99 years mark. I said this was my disrespect and laziness speed run so (in the spirit of beating Mr. Beast) I'll do a video just under the amount of time it took for him to blow up."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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Good outcome

You don't want a good outcome and you certainly don't want a good outcome for me or a better outcome for me than for yourself.
Hym "And again, who are are you using it on? Why are you using it? And if the answer to the first question is 'a certain class of people,' what's to stop you from doing it to people outside of that class? You own virtue? Ha! Hahahahaha! What virtue? That's why I try to be indiscriminate. But no. You don't need to use it for anything. You want to use it on me out of spite and you're a piece of shit for doing it and got a BUNCH of kids murdered. You can cover it up but I know... And YOU know... And you're dumb for doing that. I told you that would happen. So you clearly didn't want a good outcome... You wanted the things I said would happen to happen so you did the things I told you not to do and they did."
by Hym Iam August 31, 2025
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Own your outcome

The act of presenting a serious mistake as a net positive result to a boss too stupid to decern the difference.
She took out that retaining wall with the forklift, but convinced her boss that the wall was unsafe and needed to go, she knows how to own your outcome.
by SLOM5 February 9, 2023
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