A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.
friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.
by ChainBelt October 30, 2008
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Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.
Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.
Ron: "You have an OstrichCamel?”
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”
Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”
Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."
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Jim: Did you see that new strippers outfit?
Jack: Yes sir I did. It was quite ostrobogulous if I do say so myself.
Or.
Guy: Lady Gaga's latest outfit is the most ostrobogulatory yet!
Jack: Yes sir I did. It was quite ostrobogulous if I do say so myself.
Or.
Guy: Lady Gaga's latest outfit is the most ostrobogulatory yet!
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Do not attempt. (obviously)
Do not attempt. (obviously)
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