Otley

Otley is a town in West Yorkshire. England. It is a decent, picturesque and historically interesting place. Regrettably, as is evidenced by the other "definitions" of Otley in this supposed dictionary, the town is home to some disgruntled fascist types who write deeply offensive claptrap about the town where they live. With the rhetoric of Adolf Hitler, one idiot states his/her hatred of "Tossers" "Half Breeds", "Spastics" and people with mental illnesses. Others have wasted their abilities to "string words together" on insulting and rejecting the people around whom they have grown up. One can only presume that the (wonderful) lack of Top Shop, Dorothy Perkins & McDonalds means that they spend their sad days wishing that they lived in Leeds. Happily, it would appear that they do exactly that, and that the X84 bus takes them all away from our nice town so they can go and be racist and abusive to someone else on a Saturday afternoon. When these people grow up and realise that they could have used the internet to actually accomplish something instead of just upsetting people, they might regret their words.

A grand day out by the river in Otley, a place where you can drive to Scotland without going through any more traffic lights.

by Andy A Real Person July 27, 2012

oatley

Small suburb in Sydneys south. Home to hustlers, ballers and playas. Upper class area far superior to neighbouring suburbs Penshurst and Mortdale.

Man ima hit Oatley up right now and see whats crackin, ya heard.

Damn man you cold! You're must have been born in, or live in, Oatley. Whats up.

by OG Eastside Oatley Whats up November 7, 2004

oatley

a distributer of sorts... one that brings goods to the community.

oatley distributes fine products to the public

by oatley May 29, 2007

Oatley pub

The best pub in Oatley.

"This is ok hu?"
"What the beer? No, not really"
"No, Oatley Pub!"
"Yeah, oh sorry. yeah, nah I thought you were talking about the beer. My Bad. Fridays is supposed to be really good"
"What?"
"Fridays!"
"Oh. I was way off. I thought you said mondays. I was like 'Wait its monday now!'"
"Hahahaha. You need to lay off the ice"
"I hate my life"
-end scene-

by Poza May 12, 2007

Otley

Where all da Charvas go too blaze some bud some call posh but it’s fucking not it’s jokes

Otley has Being Defined as a chavy area

by Willy clockmaker March 1, 2022

Willem Oriley

The most amazing guy in the world! attends Geelong High School, Is blonde, Has blue eyes, A smile so bright he could melt the sun and is oh so very funny! also is close friends with alot of girls..

Girl 1: You still like Willem Oriley??
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: Why don't you ask him out??
Girl 2: He doesn't think of me that way
Willem: Hey Girl 1 want to go out sometime?
Girl 1: SURE!
Girl 2: *whispers* Bastard!

by StalkerGirl1 December 23, 2011

oatley

that mad chill kid that lives in riverdale ands got that good shit.

oatley is god.

by CGUIM October 27, 2008