sock orphanage

The container or receptacle used to store all the socks that become orphaned when their mates mysteriously disappear during the laundry cycle.

Jerry was able to "adopt" 21 pairs of socks during his year-end clean up of his sock orphanage. The remaining orphaned socks were euthanized.

by Sock Man December 27, 2009

knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.

Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.

by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006

Orphanage

Warehouse of rejected items

he lived in an orphanage

by dark_god_joyboy July 30, 2023

Chipotle Orphanage

When you walk into a restroom and all the toilets have chipotle childs in them, you have just stumbled upon a chipotle orphanage.

Dude, I went to take a crap and all the toilets had unflushed chipotle childs in them, this place must be a chipotle orphanage as no one is claiming them.

by Goatoghillgary December 2, 2016

orphaned drink

1. (descriptive noun) A drink that is abandoned on purpose. Originates from those at parties who get a drink to fit in with the crowd but truly do not want to drink, leading to placing the drink in a convenient location where it cannot be identified with its original owner, thus giving others the impression that the original owner drank it already and is thus partying like the rest of the crowd.
2. (verb) "to orphan". The act of abandoning the drink.

1. Jash: "Dude, someone left a glass of scotch on the counter!"
Jon: "Oh that was Sandpit. If you pour him something, consider it an orphaned drink."

2. Joe: "That guy keeps getting drinks without finishing his old ones!"
Jon: "Yeah, he likes to orphan his drinks."

by ndestruktx December 16, 2011

Text Orphaned

When texting or messaging a friend and one of you abruptly stops texting or messaging mid-conversation with no explanation, leaving the other person abandoned.

"Jennifer is often text orphaned because aint nobody got time fo dat."

by MiskMask September 6, 2013

orphanage

(N.) A place where kids who's parents either cannot raise a child due to something beyond their control (I.E: financial stress) or have been willfully abandoned by assholes who would rather drink and fuck rather than be parents. Kids who are in the care of an orphanage are called orphans.

James was raised in an orphanage.

by Dr_dude May 9, 2014