Commonly used in reference to a sexual manuever involving yogurt, a safety pin, and three baseball bats. Orgling has been outlawed in all 48 continental states, but is encouraged in Hawaii and parts of Alaska. Said to be extremely painful and well worth the 12 hours it takes to perform successfully.
Yeah baby, I love it when you orgle me. You know what I'm talkin' 'bout...
by Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD October 4, 2007
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Or-ga-ling

1. To perform oral sex on yourself as an ogre.

An audience is usually involved.

Preferably in a swamp or marsh like environment.
She was orgling herself to get back at her ex while he was watching.
by Joedickmaggot July 3, 2017
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