orbiter guild /ˈɔ rbɪtər ɡɪld / : an internet guild comprised of orbiters leashed to the whims and approval of an egirl. One will find the guild has a female in charge, and she so happens to be the only female in the roster because the others were rejected or forced out on the basis of egirl jealousy. Has more drama than the Royal Shakespeare Company.
by AnonymousSC2 June 19, 2018
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Girl: Look what my friend text me
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
by thedude8266 July 22, 2013
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Guys who follow a niche internet micro celebrity female on social media. She’s usually a gamer girl, so they join her Discord in hopes of becoming her Moderator. She talks to them occasionally and they all think she wants to date them. They always give her what she wants, compliment her, and stalk her.
Guy 1: Wow this girl is a gamer? She’s super cool.
Guy 2: She’s so hot!
Guy 3: You guys are such incel simp orbiter freaks. I’m leaving.
Guy 2: She’s so hot!
Guy 3: You guys are such incel simp orbiter freaks. I’m leaving.
by Smileymary May 2, 2022
Get the incel simp orbiter mug.A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
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Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.
She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help
by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017
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That guy is such a beta male orbiter, worshiping those online alpha influencers and buying their merch because he thinks it will actually help him get laid.
by MeanKittyUltra February 2, 2023
Get the Beta Male Orbiter mug.A woman who is moderately attractive. She leads numerous men on and has a number of them orbiting her like moons around a planet. She keeps them orbiting with subtle hints of sexual flirtation which she considers ‘normal’ the men then live out their life’s on false hopes.
She will bring one man into her atmosphere until she gets bored then push him back out into her orbit and bring in the next until she loses interest again. A master of cock teasing.
She will bring one man into her atmosphere until she gets bored then push him back out into her orbit and bring in the next until she loses interest again. A master of cock teasing.
I was meant to meet Nicole tonight for a romantic dinner but turns out she canceled as she had to stay home and look after her dying grannie for the 4th week in a row, I then decided to go to a house party... Nicole was there grinding with Adam on the dance floor.. the guy she told me she friend zoned last week. I found out that she had gone for dinner with Mike a ‘friend’ of hers earlier that evening too.
Nicole is a orbiter.
Nicole is a orbiter.
by Good guy Garry March 30, 2019
Get the Orbiter mug.Ugly or fat girls that hang around an attractive or many attractive girls in order to reap the benefits of having slack jawed guys following them around.
You're at the bar and there's this hot girl, but she has like 3 ugly orbiter girl friends hanging around her.
They're just following her because the guys to go the pretty one and the uggies hope that her table scraps (guys she doesn't want) will pick them up after being rejected.
They're just following her because the guys to go the pretty one and the uggies hope that her table scraps (guys she doesn't want) will pick them up after being rejected.
by ChaseM March 8, 2008
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