oprah winfrey

One of the lizard people secretly scheming to re-enslave humanity.

Oprah Winfrey will disembowel you if you reveal its true identity.

by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015

oprah winfrey

Talks black to blacks, white to whites, but loves the green, am I right?

Halle, Girl, I am so mf-ing excited to see that ghetto ass in Catwoman!
Miss Kidman, how is your 401K?
OOOOO, AHH, money in my pants!

by Kris Benson March 29, 2005

Oprah winfrey

An alien that can change her weight every day by the hundreds and shit money. It's famous for single-handedly twisting American women round it's finger turning them into it's bitches. It has an ego the size of the universe, and henceforth believes the universe revolves around itself.

I'm Oprah winfrey. give me your life.

by OPOPL October 25, 2009

oprah winfrey

fat thing of indeterminate gender (posing as a female) that is a major cause of the soccer mom craze worldwide. Host of a television show that broadcasts insincerity and bitchiness across the world.

Get rid of NASCAR and Oprah Winfrey and America will be perfect again.

by Invierno October 19, 2005

oprah winfrey

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep

Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."

by FederalQ2b February 15, 2006

oprah winfrey

Seems to be the god of america, legends and echos in the media and movies...jokes we english do not get. also has not touched australia. Her show seems to be comparable to doc phil or jerry springer and other philostein TV. America's love affair with talk shows with no real point continues....apparently she does clothes and sings now too but we brits know nothing of it!

(charles): I loved that moviue but I didnt get the joke with the black woman

(hank) boy howdy. that was oprah winfrey you limey, lord of amrica.

(charles) I see...

by Marcus Ditzel September 24, 2006

oprah winfrey

Great big fat blackassed heifer who is getting pretty old and obsolete like that dork Phil Donahue whom she replaced.

Oprah on! Oprah on! Oprah Oprah Oprah on! The Oprah Winfrey Show flat out ON!!!

by Candice G. May 19, 2007