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ovester

The term used by feminisits for "semester". It is used to replace what supposedly means "semen" with "ovaries".
Feminist: How was your ovester?
Guy: Ovester?
Feminist: Semester is sexist.
Guy: What!?
by Gibberling May 17, 2007
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oobese

Having very heavy arms. See oob.
Gina is oobese, but she's cute!
by pentozali August 31, 2013
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ovester

A contrived word used in place of 'semester' by some ignorant feminists who think 'semester' has something to do with semen. It doesn't. 'Semester' comes from the Latin 'cursus semestris', meaning 'a course of 6 months'. 'Semen' means 'seed' in Latin while 'ovum' means 'egg'.

Interestingly, 'seminar' actually does come from the same root as 'semen', so I guess they could argue about that instead, if they could convince people that eggs are better than seeds as a metaphor for ideas. Alternatively, they could do their research, stop being so paranoid and focus on contributing something useful to society. Such as making me a sandwich.
Feminist: This ovester is gonna be great, we're studying Sylvia Plath.

Rational human being: You mean this semester?

Feminist: DON'T SAY THAT WORD, IT MEANS SEMEN, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEMEN YOU TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY.

Rational human being: If you're insane enough to equate 'semester' with male oppression, surely 'ovester' is just female oppression? Isn't it about equality?

Feminist: Are you coming on to me?

Rational human being: *facepalm*
by JesusMcAwesome February 20, 2011
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oves

being over something. saying something is lame and it needs to end. a short quick way to say something is done.
ex1: "I am way oves this lecture today"

ex2: daren,"thats so coolio foolio"

parker,"bro your so oves saying that"
by chloe gordon April 8, 2008
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m-oves

Is a combination of mits and gloves into the one piece of clothing for the hands.
Hay Beth they are some nice m-oves you have there.
by FMcK November 24, 2011
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oves

ovaries, the female gonads. internal sexual organs which control and regulate all things that make a chick tick -- her ride, her slide, her jekyll and hyde, everything that leaves men wide-eyed, mystified, and ever-so-satisfied.
Janell showed serious oves when she told Juicey Jay to fuck off in front of his fellow gang members.

I'm tellin' you bro, that girl has massive oves, she will work you like a slave in the sack.

Tina and Amber should have stopped shopping and had something to eat, or at least drink, but their oves drove them ever onward.
by nihil8r February 23, 2004
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oofvest

"oof"
"OOFVEST"
by omlol June 7, 2018
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