one night stand

a singular table by a bed or in a bed room that usually serves as a storage space

"how many of these night stands would you like to buy?"
"ill just buy one night stand."

by literally man December 19, 2013

One night stand

The purpose of most guys at the bars.

Person 1: Hey, it's this guy again.
Person 2: Yeah of course, he hunts for one night stands here.

by FreshAndBallin June 20, 2010

One Night Stand

The dirtiest form of pointless sex.
A guy or a girl meets someone at some place (usually dance club)
and decides to have sex (only one time) with
that person without getting into a relationship.

The next day you leave without saying anything and
hoping that you didn't get any STDs...

Speaking of STDs,it's the easiest way to get STDs from
unknown sex partners, have fun!

People consider girls who had One Night Stands as whores.

Guy A: " Did you hear that? Jannete had already 5 One Night Stands!!"
Guy B:" Really? What a slut!"
Guy A:"Wonder how she feels after getting banged and thrown away like trash!"

by Bari January 29, 2006

one night stand

Having sex with some random person after you get hammered then never call them back

Ex: I got her way drunk, took her back to my place had a one night stand. Damn I love slutty girls.

www.1nightstandstory.com

by the one night man February 19, 2011

One night stand

picking up a stranger simply for sex, and sometimes involving money. A sexual experience with no strings attached or any comittment.

A guy, Joe is at a club on miami beach and realizes"Damn I'm 31 years old, and i've still never been laid!!!" His gay friend, Troy overhears him and offers him sex for free with him and his boyfriend, Jeff. "As desperate as I am, I want my first time to be special and filled with pussy pleasures" Just have a ONE NIGHT STAND like me and troy used to do" says Jeff. Just then a tasty new model from Brazil overheard them, and liked the idea. "I've been in Miami for three weeks and still haven't recieved a compliment" says the model, Kate. Joe jumped at the idea. "Well since I'm fuckin desperate, and I don't know how you're gonna take this, ur so hot i'd cut a whole in your dress and stick my dick in it" She actually took it well and she thought his dick was big and long. "You boys like blowjobs here dont you" she said. "Well I only like boys doin dat to me"says Troy. "Well how about you, Joe- would you like to accompany me to my suite and be my guard for the night or something like that" kate whispered. "HELL YEA GRL, but is this 'night' gonna be free. She replied"The only fee is your meat" Joe rushed to Kate's suite, and started stripping in the hallway. He slipped on his cherry condom, and Kate removed her bra and showed her triple C's. Joe gently stuck his fingers in her coochie, and slowly took of her panties. He immediately stuck his 11 inch pole in her mouth. "It's a shame that a large cock like this has been stored for all these years" Kate licked out. Next Kate bent over and touched her ass symbolising she wanted it doggystyle first. Joe rammed his dick inside of her til he moaned and so deep that his penis was steering kate. Joe threw Kate on the bed and spread her legs over his shoulders. Before Kate could even breathe he drilled his meatpole into her pussy and played with her pubic hair. This went on for 52 minutes until Joe cummed for the very first time on Brazilian Kate's face. By the time Joe woke up the next day, Kate was gone and had left him the 300.00 bill. "Awesome he thought". The ONE NIGHT STAND of a life time.

by notsag January 4, 2008

One Night Stand

East London's newest electro/techno night. One Night Stand is all about getting crazy to the freshest tracks in intimate venues with superior sound quality.

If you go to 54 Commercial Street, Shoreditch, London, E1 6LT on the evening of November 5th you will experience a superior electro music experience in the form of:
Clouds (Blood Music/Turbo)
10 Rapid (Exceptional)
Luke Walker (Gung Ho)
Kristie Van (One Night Stand)
Danny Scott (One Night Stand)

by djkv_ November 4, 2010

One night stand

When u have sex on the first night to see how u like it then you all date

One night stand

by Donj January 19, 2020