baby dick

A very very tiny penis. One as small or smaller than a babies penis size. Usually no more than 1 inch flaccid, and no bigger than 3 inches hard.

The last girl i was with used to always tell her friends about me saying "Gaz has a tiny tiny dick! Its a baby dick, only smaller! hahaha"

by GarethB July 16, 2008

baby dick

A dick that is so cleanely shaven it looks like one from a baby

Alexey is a baby dick.

by Alkone November 19, 2004

baby dick

A little itty bitty tiny penis that can barely be seen. Usually under 3-4 inches. Not something you are proud to show people. Upon being asked this question one with a baby dick will usually be hesitant out of fear from showing said baby dick.

I have a little baby dick.

by Michael Todd Rehmeyer.. January 19, 2008

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 16, 2002

Baby Dick

Having a tiny penis and never getting laid

Grant has a baby dick. He never gets laid either. Poor Grant. You should move to Madacascar, baby dick.

by Mr. Weeks December 18, 2003

Baby Dicked

Having a penis the size of a baby's. The verb form of baby dick.

My girlfriend tells her friends that I'm baby dicked.

by Cocktail Sauce #0 April 16, 2009

baby dick

A little penis that's way too tiny to please a girl! The guy is usually a sissy and will never, EVER get laid in his lifetime!

Kevin has such a little baby dick, he'll never get laid. He'll just have to jack off his tiny little baby dick for the rest of his life.

by Abby Davis December 25, 2008