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tripped on his dick

Jeff thought he could impress those girls at the bar, but when he got over there he tripped on his dick and now they won't talk to him.

Joey didn't think he had to study for his math final but when he went to take the test he tripped on his dick and got an F.
by Doc_Holaday November 13, 2016
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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
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Big Iron On His Dick

A sex game for gay couples to play, in which both men dress as cowboys and face each other like two cowboys dueling. Upon draw, they must unzip their pants, take out their dicks and begin jacking off. Your victory is determined by two factors: whether/not you cum first, and where on your partners body you cum.
Rules of Big Iron On His Dick:
·Both partners must dress up like cowboys (must be wearing some article of clothing that keeps the dick put away until the draw).
·Both partners must enter a room with enough space for them to dual in.
·Both partners must face each other from at least 4ft (1.219m) away.
·Must play western ballad music (preferably Big Iron).
·Once someone calls "draw", both partners must take their cocks out and begin jerking off.
·Whoever scores the most points wins the round.

Cumming first: 10 points
Cumming second: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's face: 10 points
Cumming on your partner's groin: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's chest: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's arm, abdomen, hip, or leg: 2 points
Cumming on your partner's feet: 1 point
Missing your partner completely: Loss of all points
by CuteBoy56 January 5, 2021
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Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021
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he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
by KT_2x September 28, 2023
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stepped on his own dick

When you really fucked up a personal situation and came out of it in a negative way.
He got caught up in a corruption situation; stepped on his own dick!
by dmillswvu82 May 15, 2018
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