Omaha combine

The act of inserting an ear of corn (husk and all) into the anus of a willing sexual partner. You then donkey punch the individual and simultaneously rip the ear of corn out. If performed correctly, you should be left with a corn cob.

I gave that ho an Omaha combine because my John Deere broke down.

by emcdmc August 18, 2016

Omaha Mustache

The act of shoving an ear of husked corn into a female's anus then pulling it out and slowly smearing the remnants of her mud-tunnel across her upper lip.

I can't but help giving her an Omaha Mustache after her brown eye winked at me.

by Dub-Man (p-dub) July 17, 2020

east omaha job

Junking cars while your family lives on welfare.

If it wasn't for welfare Dickys' kids would starve, he would rather have an east omaha job than a regular job. The average east omaha job pays $1.00 an hour plus all you can steal.

by knowman April 3, 2008

Omghaxlol

Derived from the modern gaming term "hacks" or "hax". It is sandwiched in between two commonly know chatroom linguistics. "Omg" refers to the person becoming depressed or shocked in any manner. "Hax" refers to the situation or object being indescribably beyod ones imagination and "lol" is added to lighten the mood of the entire phrase.

Girl: I just had my period.
Guy: Omghaxlol.

Boy: What do you think about our math homework?
Boy2: Omghaxlol

by HAXBURGER September 14, 2009

Omaha, Nebraska

A city in Nebraska that, despite popular belief, is a rather large city. The largest high school is Omaha Central High School, which has approximately 2500 kids, and is extremely ethnically diverse. It has two Universities (Creighton University, a private Catholic college, and University of Nebraska - Omaha, a public college) a Medical school (the University of Nebraska Medical Center) and a community college (Metropolitan Community College). Despite what some morons might say, we do not "spit in a can" and we are not hillbillies. In fact, I have only been to a farm twice in my life. We are probably bigger than your city.

Idiot: You going to Omaha, Nebraska? Bring a straw hat!

Normal Person: No. I'm a city girl, moron.

by mchristine1995 August 13, 2012

east omaha dump

Omahas' dump literally for 20 years before EPA and landfills. The greed of the assholes who owned the dump took a hard luck neighborhood and turned it into a real shit hole. The dump gave east omaha smoke, stink, trash, and dump rats bigger than any ghetto rat. The dump made east omaha what it was and may the bastards who ran it rot in hell.

The east omaha dump made east omaha a place where only losers who couldn't live anywhere else lived.

by benth April 18, 2008

Omaha

City of about 500,000 people(42nd biggest city in the US) with a big indie scene, great concerts, great weed, lots of STDs, one of the top five zoos in the world, home of the college world series, the place where the president hides when terrorists attack, and birthplace of Malcom X, 311, Conor Oberst, Andy Roddick, and Warren Buffet(richest man in the world 2008)

And if you still think Omaha is a cornfield with a bunch of farmers, come to Omaha and let me punch you in the face.

I love omaha. I getta smoke weed and go to concerts every day!

by RuneStormberg August 25, 2008