osmosis deficiency

A deformity in the cell membrane that causes water to not move through the cell efficiently, thus lowering the ability of the osmosis process to carry nutrients. Parts of the body start to shut down due to large amounts of malnutrition (effects of Osmosis Deficiency include but aren’t limited to, lose of basic motor skills, the body shutting off access to certain parts of the brain limiting communication skills) early symptoms often resemble severe dehydration. Osmosis Deficiency is a rare disease but it is still possible to catch, their is no proven way to prevent the disease but it is often believed that pomegranates can cause your body to have a harder time defending agents the disease.

I feel bad for Brent he has trouble communicating his thoughts since he got infected with Osmosis Deficiency, he used to speak in such an intelligent way but now when he speaks it’s just comes out as a jumbled mess.

by ThatguyP May 30, 2019

Olmsted Township

Larger than Olmsted Falls, Olmstedd Township has all the housing while Olmsted Falls has everything else. According to Mapquest, it doesn't exist so poeple tell their friends to enter Olmsted Falls for the city name instead. Olmsted Falls/Township is also commenly mistaken as North Olmsted even though they are clearly 2 different city's.

OT citizen: Hey you should come over later!
Friend: Ok what's your address?
OT citizen: 1234 Sun St. Olmsted Township. But on Mapquest you have to put Olmsted Falls

by JLM982 January 16, 2011

osmosis drunk

The act of feeling intoxicated whilst completely sober due to being surrounded by other intoxicated people.

"You're stumbling a lot. How much did you drink?"
"I didn't. I'm just osmosis drunk right now."

by bassslides February 11, 2014

Pillow Osmosis

A common effect when one goes into deep sleep. The concentration of intelligence across the membrane of your head to the pillow is very differential. Many times when your body is rested enough part of your brain diffuses into the pillow, because of the low intelligence gradient. This can result in a number of effects: often times the victim of pillow osmosis sleeps through their alarms, cannot wakeup, and only recovers until about 5 p.m the next day. To reverse the effects of Pillow Osmosis one can use a vacuum to suck the consciousness back into into the person. Violent beatings with a baseball bat, castration, and a curb stomp by Optimus Prime might bring the person back as well, these although will most often result in severe brain/bodily damage or death.

Billy: Wow Call the doctor Tom hasn't woke yet, and it's already five.

(five minuets later)

Doctor: It looks like Tom's brain has gone through pillow osmosis. There is only one thing I can do.....
Call in Optimus!

by praytobestrongermen June 12, 2011

Reverse osmosis

When someone washes their hands prior to shitting but not following

Unfortunately I walked into the bathroom of the restaurant and caught the chef pull a reverse osmosis- apparently he didn't want to get my dinner on his asshole but had no problem with the contrary.

by Janet Fupa August 21, 2013

Olmsted Falls High School

a magical place that consists of fake women, wannabe gangster that listen to 96.5 like god made that shit, gay ass jocks that are obsessed with bulldognation , the ten billion lesbians that arent even real lesbians they're just salty no guy would ever go near them AKA (rick ross), stupid lunch aids that are pissed because their all 50 and work as a lunch aid so they express their authority like they're the fucking law, the library nazi who yells at you for every god damn movement you make, and the really fuggin hot math teacher, decent people that are left gtfo as soon as they finish school oh yeah and all the jocks take creitine to "get BIG bro" they all go to gay ass powerhouse gym and look like idiots

jock: hey Bro man dude man bro you going to power house to get big.
other gay jock: yeah dude i have to pick some muscle milk up first wanna bang in the showers after
jock:hell yeah!

example 2

stubid olmsted falls high schoolpreppy girl:you think we should go to tnt im looking kinda light orange.
stupider preppy girl:omfg! get over there now!

by PBHN October 29, 2012

North Olmsted Highschool

It ain't that bad. Move here if you have a boyfriend that lives here. Just joking it's bad, but you get used to it. It's very average. Except our sports. Our sports are bad. Besides bowling.

Hey, North Olmsted Highschool isn't that bad. Except their sports.

by KorbyDidn'tLikeThat April 3, 2019