Oil Spill 

When being given an Alaskan Pipeline, the frozen piece of shit thaws out into a diarrhea-like substance inside the condom. The woman then empties the melted shit into her anus.

Justin and Megan were using an Alaskan Pipeline. Then, the shit unfroze. Megan decided to give herself an oil spill.

Oil Spill by aSaltyBuccaneerJTJM October 6, 2011

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1,000 niggers in a pool at one time.

"damn did you see that oil spill in the pool?"

oil spill by valere March 13, 2008

Oil Spill 

The result of a successful and triumphant Alaskian Pipe Line. This is when both parties involved take equal risk. The first steps are identical to a traditional Alaskan Pipe Line. Once the frozen member has thawed completely, the giver now becomes the receiver. The thawed, now melted shit condom is jetacended from the anus to gracefully fall on the waiting revivers face, exploding on impact.

Bob gave Marry an Alaskian Pipe Line on Friday night. Bob and Marry got to drunk and forgot about it. On Saturday night Marry abruptly gave Bob a massive Oil Spill. Their marriage blossomed like never before after that.

Oil Spill by Bread Factory & Taint Tickler May 12, 2017

Oil spill 

A while after you have jacked off u ejaculate some after-jizz in your pants causing uncomfortable awkwardness amongst you self

Guy 1: Dude whats with the wet spot.

Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..

Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!

Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.

Oil spill by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

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oil spill- when it hot outside and you have to run to the toilet and dont make it in time.

I was walking down the street, then kicked it into high gear, B-lined to nearest crapper unsuccessfully and had an oil spill.

oil spill by terrance ward April 25, 2007

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oil spill- while a female is taking a bath, a male with a raging case of explosive diarrhea defecates into the bathtub!

Man 1: I'm going to oil spill your lady friend

oil spill by hobbitchaser May 10, 2011

Oil Spill 

When a man farts, cums, and instantly falls dead asleep

“Ugh, John Oil Spilled on me last night and I couldn’t push him off! It smelled so bad… I think he may have shit himself!”

Oil Spill by 2ofDiamonds June 19, 2023