ohioan

a really sheltered person that lives in a cave and has no clue what the beach is, or a female who is large and ugly, yet is still stuck up

Tommy: Hey girl whats goin on I'm DTF

Tof: OMG, WTF I'd never stoop to your level, i'm an ohioan

by cali-quake November 12, 2009

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ohioans

Idiots from ohio(the most boring state in the US) most of these people are horrible drivers and have absolutely no common sence in the 7 years ive been here not once have i been some place where there will b 100 damn ohioans standing on a long ass line when right next to it theres a line with no1 on it they think damn college football is a religion and are wayy overly absessed with it if theres a game on the movies and stores will b empty bc every single 1 of those morons are watching the damn game bc in there heads it somehow important they all should die!!!!!!!!!! ...or read a book

John: Yea collage football ROCKS!!!!!!!
Jim: Are you from Ohio?
John: YEA WOOOOOO!!!!! OH IO!! I CAN SPEL A 4 LETTER WORD AND NEED EVERY1 2 NO!
Jim: Damn you Ohioan.

ohioans: hey theres 2 lines to choose from should we get on the one with 16 people or the one that only has 1 person on it ... ill just get on the one with 16 people on theres soo manny people on this line it must b bc its the better one

non ohioan: your a fucking idiot have fun wasting your time while i get on the short line

by Non-Ohioan December 29, 2010

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Ohioan Creampie

When you tie a girl up then throat fuck her from on top until she starts vomiting. Once she starts vomiting you hold her nose so she suffocates while you cum in her mouth using her puke as lube. If she can hold her breath until you cum she lives

"I really just want to find a girl who will do the ohioan creampie with me."

by Paumni May 11, 2023

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