The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
by sethmad October 1, 2020
Get the sex offender shuffle mug.A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.
Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.
Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
by Enter Username Here June 3, 2015
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Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again...
by Danny-V October 9, 2008
Get the Offended mug.When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!
Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?
Oliver: Huh?
Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!
Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd
Oliver: Untruth! Bye!
Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!
Oliver: Huh?
Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!
Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd
Oliver: Untruth! Bye!
Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!
by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009
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"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."
by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014
Get the Registered Flex Offender mug.An online persona of a sexual rapist slenderlike creature. He will give you any rose of your favorite color if known to him and if taken that person will be his next victim. He was first created as another way of avoiding the sexual content put out by people for slenderman and takes the place. Arc was the original creator of "offender" to be used by the general internet.
"Oh my , my super powerful oc would TOTALLY kill Sexual Offenderman if he ever tried to get her!"
"No fangirl...no"
"I want Sexual Offenderman to give me BABIES"
"Jesus C-NO NOT POSSIBLE HES A SLENDER MONSTER"
"Sexual Offenderman is really expandable and fun to draw!"
"Exactly!"
"No fangirl...no"
"I want Sexual Offenderman to give me BABIES"
"Jesus C-NO NOT POSSIBLE HES A SLENDER MONSTER"
"Sexual Offenderman is really expandable and fun to draw!"
"Exactly!"
by Isplr February 11, 2017
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