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off the top of my dick 

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.
Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick
To give him oral sex
I was just wondering if you top off ?
top off by BlackDiamondz April 25, 2006

off the top of my head

I could tell you 5 examples off the top of my head to prove you wrong.
off the top of my head by dm_ August 29, 2018

take the top off 

To make yourself throw up a little when you’ve been drinking. Prematurely to when one might “pull trig”
That pregame hit different. I think I need to just take the top off.
take the top off by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

Tijuana Top Off 

Place person face down, ass up. Insert Franks Red Hot (All Rights Reserved), NASCAR Style into cornhole. Empty Franks Red Hot, while making glug, glug, glug sound.
Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off, as he squealed with delight.
Tijuana Top Off by Micjesus1 April 8, 2015

Take the icing off the top 

To "take the icing off the top" means to read between the lines.

To say one thing but really mean another, to allude to something else.
Damore:
"Yo Dylan, James is 'chillaxing' with Hannah at hers."

Dylan:
"Cool man, so why're you telling me?"

Damore:
"Come on man, take the icing off the top"

Dylan:
"OHHHHHHH, netflix and chillaxing?"

Damore:
"Si"