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offside tony

This describes all your friends who you play video game hockey with, who do not understand the 'offside' rule in hockey. Anyone who consistently ends up offside, is labeled as an "offside tony".
Your friend has just gone offside for the 3rd straight trip down the ice, "You idiot! Stop being such an offside tony!".
by mr. m0nyagi December 27, 2006
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offsidenaldo

Cristiano ronaldo's nickname as he scored alot of gols om offside
Gool de cristiano ronaldo while he was offside but refferes still count the goal
"Offsidenaldo scored another gol on offside"
by You're name April 22, 2017
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offside

To take something too far

To cross the line
You can't just walk up to someone and punch them in the face man , that's offside.

Did you just walk up to that broadand grab her, You're offside.

Did you see Yanni, man he's offside.
by thescoop March 5, 2006
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The Offsiders

It is a band, consisting of 3 people. Jerry, Jackson, and Adrian. The bottom line is, they eat a lot of poop.
"Should we go see The Offsiders tonight?' -Ulysses
"No, they eat a lot of poop." -Spencer
by Whaleonaboat July 17, 2011
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Offside Nazi

Someone who is extremely anal about the offside rule in football, whether the game is social or competitive and will rage on about it; regardless of the fact that noboby else cares.
“Sam is a real Offside Nazi at training”
I know right, the rest of us are just trying to have fun”
by smashingtod69 August 2, 2011
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Offside

An illegal move in football, often mis-understood and often questioned by females with no football knowledge to their more football-aware partners.
Imagine you are in a shop queuing in single file. The girl in front doesn't have her purse, then you realise you don't have yours. The solution is your mate at the back can throw you hers. Once the purse is thrown you can dodge round the girl in front, catch it and run to the cashier. BUT, you must remember that until your mate has "actually thrown the purse" it would be wrong to be in front of the other girl and you would be OFFSIDE!!
by Andrea2580 June 19, 2010
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Offside

(In UK Football) Offside is when an attacker is passed the ball while they have pasta bake in their hand and the reciver has a cucumber in their mouth
Fan1: oyyyy how is that not offside?!

Fan2: bloody dirty offside that is.. look you can see the cucumber in his mouth?!!
by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017
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