2 definitions by T.Barker🌵🌟
(In UK Football) Offside is when an attacker is passed the ball while they have pasta bake in their hand and the reciver has a cucumber in their mouth
Fan1: oyyyy how is that not offside?!
Fan2: bloody dirty offside that is.. look you can see the cucumber in his mouth?!!
Fan2: bloody dirty offside that is.. look you can see the cucumber in his mouth?!!
by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017
Undoubtedly the best bowler ( bowling) in the world. From Britan. His oversized phisyce dosent stop him from getting them strikes. Equipted with specially made shoes. Some use his name when someone has bowled like a boss.
Cameron:Ow yes my dad bought me and you ticket to watch Lewis Hoffman play
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.
WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.
WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN
by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017