Mike got home late from work only to have Nina totally nut off at him, thinking he was cheating on her; she only shut up when he showed her the design he had to create at short notice.
by aum108 March 6, 2011
The act of comparing the reproductive organ, testes. The man said to of had the biggest nuts by group consensus is the nut off winner. A common game played whilst intoxicated at sausage parties between young men who wished to prove themselves to be the sex-king of the world.
by Trooper October 13, 2005
To trail off on a tangent during conversation, and not realise that the people around you are beginning to think you are crazy.
Sam and Dani were conversing about politics. When Dani started on about political puns, Sam thought to himself, 'off your nuts, AGAIN!'
by congruence July 3, 2016
Another way to say "chill out", "leave me alone", or "get off my ass."
Gets great response, causes the person who's on your ass to shut the hell up and back down.
Gets great response, causes the person who's on your ass to shut the hell up and back down.
Mom: Gonzo, did you do your homework yet?
Gonzo: Ma, hop of my nuts.
Mom: Yes master.
or
Fatass in car behind me: (Honking) Hey asshole, get off the road!
Gonzo: What the hell am I supposed to do? The jackoff in front of me is going slow, so hop off my nuts.
Fatass: Oh, sorry. I'm fat and stupid.
Gonzo: Ma, hop of my nuts.
Mom: Yes master.
or
Fatass in car behind me: (Honking) Hey asshole, get off the road!
Gonzo: What the hell am I supposed to do? The jackoff in front of me is going slow, so hop off my nuts.
Fatass: Oh, sorry. I'm fat and stupid.
by GONZO! April 16, 2006
An expression used by a person who is feeling pressure in a social situation by either a specific individual or a group of people. This specific individual or group of people are usually trying to get the person who uses the expression to do something that they don't want to do.
"Every time I go home for the holidays my grandmother never fails to ask me about when I am going to settle down, get married, and have kids. I'd never say it out loud, but in my head I'm like 'get off my nuts grandma!'"
by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006
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