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Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion 

An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.

Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.
About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*

gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........

The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.

So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion by Arche December 25, 2009

oblivion 

Man I haven't had an oblivion fix in like six hours...i'm freaking out man
oblivion by Hayes May 4, 2006

Oblivion 

The reason I don't have friends.
I thought the Khajiits in Oblivion WERE my friends...
Oblivion by Pale Nerd April 28, 2011

Oblivioney 

Pronounced: 'Oh-bliv-e-on-e'Resembles TES: IV Oblivion, has similar charactaristics to TES: IV Oblivion.
"That game is quite oblivioney"
Oblivioney by Mom Evil Dictator November 26, 2007

Oblivinaut 

A word created when a friend was listening to another complain about their life as an IT and how it was dealing with people who could not comprehend technology.

1. A mix of the words "Oblivious" and "Astronaut" meaning someone who is oblivious to a certain field or subject.

2. One who explores the frontiers of denial.
Boy: I don't understand, how did he become a professor if he doesn't know anything about computers? I mean he's an artist, he's worldly, he's wise, but he can't find the power button on a box that only has one button!

Girl: He sounds super smart, but that doesn't mean they won't hire him just because he's a TechnOblivinaut.
Oblivinaut by PlaidBoots July 1, 2011

oblivion 

1. A game manufactured by Bethesda Software. It is highly addictive and should be labeled as videocrack. The game has more depth than any other videogame ever created. It will become your second life and a source of happiness. After an addict has been using for more than 10 hours, he will lose all concept of reality and will lose track of time. Proceed with caution.

2. A realm similar to hell. It has people who look like darth maul, and tiny naked elf people who shoot fire from there hands and speak in tongues. Oblivion threatens to take over all of cyrodill and needs to be stopped.
1. I've been playing oblivion all weekend. I didn't eat or sleep at all. My character is finally level 4 though!

2. I'm in obliivon and i can't find the sigil stone, FUCKING SCAMP KEEPS SHOOTING AT ME!!!!
oblivion by rmilkman January 21, 2009