Obsolete 

Such an amazing person who is insanely attractive and has the biggest heart and doesn’t need anyone by the name of Kyle

Damn, that girl is obsolete! I love her

Obsolete by That hottie with the fatty November 17, 2021

obsolete 

completely useless

To the world, iPhones are not obsolete.

obsolete by [Insert FakeName] May 4, 2023

Obsolete Mule 

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.

Obsolete Mule by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016

obsolete farm equipment 

A black person, or, multiple black people.

- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."

obsolete farm equipment by kartie606 March 8, 2008

Obsolete Battle Show 

Obsolete Battle Show (also shortened as obs) is the third season of an object show called Calculated Battle Grounds with the host, Calculatory. It's all hosted on YouTube and theres a total of 28 contestants in the show
pelase please please watch it im begging you its so good and silly i love it

obsolete battle show is such a silly little object show on youtube, go watch it NOW grnnnn

Pill Bottle: Which makes me the smart one, and you the smart two!
Blender: Great..

Obsolete Battle Show by juggalorave October 30, 2022

Obsolete Avoidance 

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".

Obsolete Avoidance by SmudgeJack February 6, 2012

obsolete farm machine 

1. Any Afracin American who is disabled from doing his job on your plantaions.

2. More common term for any African American.

After Toby didn't feel like picking my cotton, I hit him with my hickery stick until both his hands broke, and now he's nothing more than a obsolete farm machine

obsolete farm machine by Rob the man December 21, 2007