obsequious ass licking fool

A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.

There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

obsequious

of or relating to "salad"
synonyms: kinky, sexy, salad, cool, mangina... etc.

kamran: what are you up to jeremy?
Jeremy: oh im watching old greg
Kamran: how obsequious
jeremy: yes it is pretty salad
kamran: catch ya later brohemian rhapsody

by rockharddiewell January 27, 2009

obsequious

To be so afraid of offending a megalomaniac president that you compete with fellow cabinet members to kiss the most ass.

The cabinet members were obsequious in their praise of the president.

by ObsequiousNerd June 12, 2017

Obsequious

A person who "kiss-ass" to his/her boss. A person being subservient, despirate for attention and praise. Trying hard, self serving, egotistical maniac..

My obsequious co-worker reported gossip to our boss, now he faces the ire of everyone.

by Trojan Virus August 12, 2018

obsequious

A Latinate way of saying "soon-to-be-former Representative Daniel Lapinski".

"I was proud to support the COVID relief bill last week, which President Trump thankfully decided to sign yesterday," said Obsequious.

Obsequious got primaried and it was great.

Obsequious isn't a real Democrat

by Queen Buttrix December 29, 2020

obsetious

To state to the obvious

"It's cold outside". A simple example that can be applied to more conversational statements. It's about stating the obvious, as opposed to BEING obvious.

by Jill McGeorge October 19, 2003

Homo observatus

The scientific name for a person in your friend group that just exists and spends all their time looking at other socially active groups, ignoring the one they are in

Look at Amelia. *giggles softly*. She's a homo observatus! See, she doesn't even know we're talking about her!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 3, 2026