obs

(rhymes with jobs)

An abbreviation for "obligations," generally used by / in reference to people too lazy to fulfill their obligations (and too lazy to even say the word)

I've been cashing funemployment checks so long that I can't remember what my obs were....or even if I ever had any!

Man, I'd totally hang out with you tonight, but I have a shit-ton of obs to stay at home and not fulfill. I wouldn't be able to handle the guilt of not leaving the time slot open for possibly getting around to doing them...I've at least got to stay home and hate myself for being so useless.

by cheryllayne April 1, 2008

oBs

Once known as The Order of the Black Sun, now known as the Order of the Bitchy Shits. They especially love getting their forums and sites hacked. oBs is a Star Wars: Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast clan.

oBs members don't have a life, so they all decided to pleasure eachother.

by Jedi Gerbil January 2, 2009

OBS

"Darius Andino" Alternative Hip Hop artist residing in the Northwest and the East Coast. Stands for One Boys Soul, or Obscure.

Hiphophead1 :"That rapper OBS is a real artist, I was listening to his music and half way through the sky filled up with a murder of crows. "

Hiphophead2 : "He's still a lil bitch"

Hiphophead1 : "Is your mom on her way home?"

Hiphophead2 : "Dude, leave my mom alone."

Hiphophead1 : " Im just askin bruh, I wanted to spark this blunt so you can hear this OBS track and understand where im coming from,"

Hiphophead2 ; " Nah shes in cali , light that shit sonny"

*Ignites the Mary

Meanwhile........ Moms back early, While unloading groceries in the kitchen, and catches the ever pungent scent of Gods gift of sativa,

*Knock, Knock, Knock

Hiphophead1 : "huh?"

Hiphophead2 : "wuh?"

Just then, MOM KICKS THE DOOR IN, HER EYES ARE WHITE AS THE SKY, SHE CLUTCHES THE WOMB THAT ONCE HELD THIS DESTROYER THAT IS MAN. FALLS DYING TO THE FLOOR AND MUTTERS OUT HER LAST WORDS....

Mom : "Oh....BeeEs"

Bzzzzz.

by EvoleyePlusplus. June 3, 2013

obs

One Blind Sucker

Someone who doesn't see everything

he is obs! didn't he see the red light?

by Joost Thijssen November 26, 2006

OBS

Stands for Old Balls Syndrome. It's when someone can't perform a function due to old age or general ineptitude.

Lance was diagnosed with OBS, he can't drive at night anymore.

by supramaj October 12, 2008

OBS

A bunch of children from different country's being braindead , some more than others . In general , a cool school with good people .

Joao: “Im gonna miss OBS”

by João Cavaca June 20, 2021

OBS

THE ORGINIAL or OG name for an APP, you didnt program it yourself and you complain about every APP which is in essence to an extent not on a Daemon Level is a Program. So an app is a program the original name for a program with a graphic user interface (GUI) called an application is abbreviated to APP( google silicone valley shit) Iphone bullshit... but really this all OhBS. so an app which you are using a.k.a. a browser (internet explorer, etc.) is always and always has been OBS because your complaining about something you didn't make.

Example: IG instagram isnt showing me the comments OBS.
Example 2: OBS STUDIO is OBS.
Example3: yo my mechanical machine I made isnt working and they guy i bought from thinks its my fault OBS. PERIOD.

Example 4: OBS.

OBS

by obssssssssssssssssssssssssssss August 17, 2021