outhoused

Outhoused (v); A Poker term. When you have a full house, but your opponent has a bigger full house, you have been "Outhoused." Term defined by Greg at a poker game on the 26th of September, 2013

Charlie: I'm all in! I have a full house; 3's over 7's!

Greg: Yeah, but I have 7's over 3's! You've been Outhoused!

by Poker Alpha Male September 27, 2013

The Outhouse

The outhouse is when during sex, the man pulls his cock out and takes a dump in the girls pussy much like pooping in the hole in the ground in an outhouse.

That bitch really likes getting The Outhouse.

by Jake Howzer December 12, 2007

outhouse

something that is very backwoods and out of civilization. Something that should be gone since we live in modern world.

You still have pager? that is so outhouse!

by dawn frost July 3, 2005

Outhouse

When a man shits directly into a woman's vagina resulting in sexual arousal for both.

Friend 1 - "Oh man...that chick I picked up at the bar last night asked if I would give her the outhouse."
Friend 2 - "So did you?"
Friend 1 - "Let's just say I was glad we went back to her place and not mine."

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

by Joemammy January 18, 2015

outhouse rat

As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.

Person 1: What did you do that for?
Person 2: Don't mind me, I'm just crazy as an outhouse rat.

by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006

Outhouse Express

The most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. Frequently euphemized as Outlook Express.

When I installed SP2, Outhouse Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.

by Downstrike October 3, 2004